Welcome to the freak show! The names Loki Erik Ryan but you can call me Riot and a freak I truly am. I'm just this 18 year old dude (FTM) from the south-eastern US. I'm a photographer, a fanboy, a jeeper, a cowboy and an artist. I love all things Southern, Rock Music, Finland, Supernatural, X-Men, Marvel, Hunting, Mud, Rats, Tattoos, Mountain Dew, Horror Movies, My Pets, Michael Fassbender, and My Jeep Peter. I have a hell of a temper, I can be a total ass, but for some reason everyone seems to love me..
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
"What about X-Men?" OMG I DIED LAUGHING!